The Cynical Fishy

Someone I know told me I should make a blog. So here I am, I made one! My blog has no specific purpose or anything. I guess I'll just have fun with it.

Monday, November 27, 2006

attacked by a bottle of conditioner while playing tag with BJ

they say the devils water, it aint so sweet, u don’t have drink right now, but u can dip ur feet, every once in a while…….
I like the song, so if I sang it b4, well too bad, I’m singing it again :D
Anyways, hello blog ppl,
Many random things to talk about today….
First up, when I was showering today I got attacked by my conditioner bottle. I guess it had some hidden anger towards me and it just let it out. u see, I was squeezing out some conditioner into my hand and then the bottle jumped outta my hand and hit me in the face :l *dan dan dan danßsuspense music*
Next thing, well I’ve been a bit scared lately. U know fear of the unknown. I’m at a point in my life where I have nothing planned. And well for those of u who don’t know me, I need to have things planned out :l ya3ni I sit there wondering where will I work and as what. Who I’ll eventually marry and how. All that stuff and so much more. For the past 22 yrs of my life things have pretty much already been preplanned. I’d go to preschool and kindergarten, then I’d go to school for 12 yrs and then top it off with a bachelors degree. And now I sit here not knowing where to go or what to do. And im not the type who likes sitting there in the dark waiting for surprises :l I like knowing stuff. It sounds simple here, but again, if u know me, then you’ll understand all the other things mixed up in this and how it’s a lot more complicated.
Up next, I will tell u about bird poop and UPM. Don’t worry they’re 2 different topics :$
About the poop. I don’t like birds and their poop :l they poop when they’re flying and sitting, and it lands on stuff it shouldn’t be on. Like park benches, cars, and people’s heads and other body parts. And it’s just annoying.
As for UPM. I have a love for UPM. Why, I’m not sure. Id love to study or teach there. Or even open a bakery there :D hehe. I think they should make an exception for me and juju and allow us to study and work there 8< who knows maybe someday :^) and maybe when its time they’ll name a building after us :D woooo
Last but not least, I was tagged by bj to make the book cover. She pretty much tagged everyone. So I don’t know who to tag. But ill tag mysti and 3zayez. Sorry I’m too lazy to go search for the link ur supposed to go to right now. so if u go to bj’s blog and from there go to the blog of the person who tagged her, ull find the link there :D

23 Comments:

  • At 27/11/06 17:22, Blogger ahmed said…

    AM FIRST AM FIRST HAHAHAAAA

    I DIDNT EVEN READ THE POST YET JUJU THE QUICK JAJA I COMMENTED FIRST! 3AAAAAAAAAAAAA3

     
  • At 27/11/06 17:26, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm hurt 8<
    I'm not commenting anymore..nighty, i go nap :'(

     
  • At 27/11/06 17:27, Blogger ahmed said…

    ok now i read the post...good luck with the KFUPM, its NOT UPM anymore 3aa3..

    u should open a bakery anywhere! girl ur so in baking!!

     
  • At 27/11/06 23:07, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ahmed,
    1. The fact that you commented before even reading the post, shows you what really matters most to you.
    2. Thanks for correcting what we know about UPM. It would've been embarrassing to walk around saying UPM and having people think we're stupid ignorant show-offs.

    Did you know it's ‘ga6ayef’…errr, ‘KFUPM’ maha?!... Didn’t think so! Thank ahmed for that = )

    Now my comment:
    You snatch lots of conditioner bottles fish.. what reaction did you expect from folks at conditioner land?! of course they were gonna send their best hit man to eliminate you...duh!
    "if u know me, then you’ll understand all the other things mixed up in this and how it’s a lot more complicated"... AMEN! Allah yes3idik fishy..I know I bug you by attempting to push and pull you into shapes you have no predisposition for. But at the end of the day all I want is for you to be happy... *hugs the fish while pinching her nose* fish stink =|

     
  • At 27/11/06 23:20, Blogger lil fishy said…

    ahmed,
    3aaa3, thank u for the luck and ppl know wut UPM is and if they dont know then 3aaa3 to them too.
    does this mean ull give me the funding to open my bakery 8< ? a million riyals should be enuf :D

    juju,
    should u be pecking at ur wounds 8< ?
    anyways, id buy alot of conditioner cuz i like it and i thought it liked me too, i guess i was wrong :'(
    thank u jaja, allah yis3id the both of us inshallah. i find ur bugging amusing, dont worry 8<
    and i dont stink, didnt u read the part about me showering :|

     
  • At 27/11/06 23:35, Blogger 3zayez said…

    I've never used conditioner in my life. How does it work? I think I may need some for my back hair cause blow drying it isn't doing the trick. I remember that the best days of my life were in that period between graduation and finding a job, I was unemployed for 7 months ya salaaaaaam. It was pure bliss, but maybe I'm just a bum :|. Anyway enjoy your free time while you can. As for marriage there's not much you can do so try not to worry about it too much. Hope you get a guy meeting all your requirements except that he wears tring (nobody's perfect LOOOOOL :P). I know I'm over-simplifying things, it's because I'm a simple man.
    A pigeon pooped on me in Makkah fl 7aram :|

    3zayez has spoken.

     
  • At 27/11/06 23:41, Blogger Rimyoleta said…

    Okay the book I would read:P
    Great Idea

     
  • At 28/11/06 01:30, Blogger ren_crow said…

    hey wait a minute. Ive ALWAYS been telling u to come to UPM. hmph!:p

    Maybe the conditioner bottle had about enough of all the molestation.

     
  • At 28/11/06 02:18, Blogger Taqo said…

    *w00t* new post!

    I feel you. I'm not even done with college, and yet I feel so lost. Like I just dont know what I'm doing, or what TO do :s

    Since you have free time, I think you should travel the world. And I'll be your all expenses paid tour guide :D

    Now about that birdy poop. This may intrest u :D :

    http://flickr.com/photos/elgamar/299358958/

    Enjoy, my lovely.

     
  • At 28/11/06 07:48, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    my God u have no plan :| this is shocking .. i feel sorry for u .. really really allah ysa3dik .. but at least some day you'll have a plan and go by it .. a7san min just going by anything (like me:( )
    yalla you can plan how to get to my wedding .. wooo u have something to do =D

    yalla i go drive back home from work and come back to work again (it is 7:50am Bahrain time) .. i forgot the keys to my drooj (i decided to check fish's blog first) .. typical me

     
  • At 28/11/06 13:30, Blogger Nouph said…

    lol, I never knew it was called UPM.. KFUPM is far too long, I hope they allow us girls to go there sometime.. (when they let us I drive, i'm guessing =p)
    I don't use conditioner, it makes my hair frizzy.. Like Pink Panther in the episode where he goes into a washing machine and then blow dries his hair.
    Luck on planin, I know it sucks when u got nothin in mind to do!
    ~~it's Juju Cooki monster and Bebe?? *thinking* or is bebe the same cookie monster person??

     
  • At 28/11/06 14:31, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hehe..bebe and cookie monster are two separate entities..

    fish you need to post a picture of all of us so ppl can get their facts straight >= (
    I blame you for the confusion.. you're not trying to explain hard enough 8<

     
  • At 28/11/06 16:44, Blogger lil fishy said…

    3zayez,
    conditioner is for making ur hair softer and more managable, and ya333 3ala conditioning ur back hair :| and im a bum too, but im a bum who likes to know stuff and plan :D and mabgha a man who wears tring :'(
    by the way, i told that pigeon to poop on :D

    rimy,
    thanx *autographs a book and hands it to rima*

    ren,
    i never molested my conditioner bottles. i love them, id never do anything to hurt them :(

    taqo,
    im up for the travelling the world thing :D but do u have someone to sponser us :|? hehe

    bebes,
    lol, nice how u chose to read my blog b4 getting ur desk keys :D

    foof,
    yes KFUPM was previously known as UPM :$ hehe, ur the first person i know of whos hair gets frizzy from conditioner.
    and thank u for the luck :$
    there are 3 ppl: bebes, cookie and juju.

    juju,
    bite me 8< its ur guys'fault for the confusion. when i write i only call u guys bebe, juju and cookie. u guys come along trying to be creative and make ur names longer which ends up confusing ppl

     
  • At 28/11/06 18:31, Blogger Geek in Pink said…

    Lol, it's all fun and games until the conditioner decides to hit you in the face.
    I'm a planner too, and i wonder all the time about how my life wil turn out to be after i'm married and employed. I guess there's really not much that can be done except waiting to see what will happen. And come on! don't you think not knowing is half the excitement? no? ya, i didn't think so, me neither.
    And i'd be surprised if you found someone who actually likes bird's poop. If you do though, let me know :P

     
  • At 28/11/06 23:05, Blogger m-a-n-x said…

    heheh @ conditioner smack!

    that happened to me earlier this week, i was studying for an exam and fell asleep while sitting down studyin and the paper in my hand smacked me hahaha thennn i was like oooh yes, i need to finish studying and next thing i knew i hear the sound of paper crumpling - was not having a good 'studying' day heheh. I swear these random objects are planning some type of revenge.

    Yah, lil-fishy u were always into planning, maybe this is good 4yah u know? a break from the norm..lol..take care..and if u get bored do an assignment for me, thanx ^_^

     
  • At 29/11/06 08:11, Blogger Lamya said…

    Notice how u shift d blame.. I do that too.. Like:) stupid floor,why did it have to shift and make me fall?Kind of thing..I think che conditionara has it in for you.. And on planning..i learnt..sometimes in life you just have to let go.And wait and see what Allah swt has planned for you. In d end thats best..

     
  • At 29/11/06 10:53, Blogger Nouph said…

    I know they are three, i listed three, youh!! The power of the commas speak now!! And psssst; Fishy, I think u did post a photo a while back, didn't ya?

     
  • At 29/11/06 13:55, Blogger izzy™ said…

    lol@"3zayez-has-spoken":P

    loool..

    *still-laughing*....:P

    lol@the-conditioner-smacking-u...i-always-get-smacked-by-the-shower-gel..bs-on-my-feet..that-hurts:S

    i-know-its-KFUPM-but-we-call-it-UPM-anywayz..we-used-to-live-there-btw..i-lived-in-both-UPM-AND-aramco...going-to-any-more-fairs-lately?:D

    speaking-of-bakeries..i-havent-had-a-cookie-in-ages:S..bj-NEEDS-a-cookie...

    lmao@the-bird-poop!...those-birds-sure-as-hell-poop-alot!..what-do-they-EAT?!!!i-swear-their-shit-is-all-over-the-place...

    hmmm..i-dont-think-i-should-read-ur-book..u-should've-asked-me-to-write-a-review-though:P:P:P....

     
  • At 29/11/06 16:42, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey you...

    It's me Mays SIs... Very interesting blog.. I like the picture you drew of ur self.. I can know see ( well read) ur nuttsy side of you haha..

    :)

     
  • At 29/11/06 17:21, Blogger lil fishy said…

    i just wrote a long comment and it got lost and i got annoyed. so i ate a few spring rolls and now im back to recomment :D

    geek,
    im still traumatized from the attack :( hehe
    and no im not really into the whole element surprise and waiting around clueless thing:D

    manx,
    oh my god its a war, all the things we use r getting their revenge and attacking us :'(
    and gimme one of ur assignments, i wouldnt mind doing it, but im pretty sure u wont be happy with the grade u get :D

    lamya,
    loool, i didnt shift the blame, im innocent, my conditioner attacked me :|
    i know thinsg turn out for the best but i cant help wanting to plan things out :$

    foof,
    yeah, the pic had me, bebe and juju.and cookies car was in the background

    beejaaaaaaaay,
    ur shower gel is just suicidal. my bottles sometimes jump off the side of the tub too :'(
    last time ive been to the fair/bazaar wutever it was called was in 97/98. maybe we saw eachother there :o
    we should write a book on how to reduce birds poop loads or potty train them :|

    darkshine,
    hey :D
    thank u, welcome to my blog :$ as ive told other newcomers, admission is currently free.... maybe ill start charging later :D

     
  • At 30/11/06 10:50, Blogger DarkShine said…

    Hey you,
    thanks for not charging me cause its kinda the end of the month heehe.. anyways if u have time checkout my blog tell me what you think...

     
  • At 1/12/06 23:23, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I was once attacked by a cockroach in the shower :'( very bad experience I tell you.

    Thanks for the tag but Lord Blogger has kicked me out =| I'm hoping it's temporary..

    -Mysti

     
  • At 4/12/06 00:37, Blogger lil fishy said…

    mysti :O
    evil cockroach, and evil blogger for kickin u out :'(

     

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