lil fishy seeking to be caught by handsome.......

female fishy:
165 cm
medium build
dark brown eyes
moderately religious
open minded
mu7ajaba
extremely sexy and smart (mashallah, spit on me ppl)
size 8.5 US shoe size
likes scrunchies
easily amused, usually amused by herself
easily dissatified, always by other ppl or things
does not like mul7aqiya in dubai
has adorable friends who amuse her
looks angry or depressed when not communicating with ppl
likes planning alot :D (oh its 930, time to blow my nose)
sometimes drools on herself (i find it difficult to control my saliva flow sometimes, looool)

is seeking:
a male
between 175 and 188 cm tall
medium build, im not into petite men, i dont want someone i can sit on and break :l
does not wear tring : l
knows how to dress decently
clean and knows how to clean
knows how to cook (wouldnt mind a chef *drooly face* but he atleast has to know how to cook a few things)
must speak fluent english and arabic. i dont like english spoken with an arabic accent it somewhat annoys me
moderately religious
open minded: that does not mean he drinks and parties :l if u call that open minded then u need help
does not listen to crappy music. im sorry but i cant stand r&b and rap and that kinda stuff
must not like 5o cent
not hairy, on the amla6 side ( i dont mean filipino amla6 :l i mean amla6 relative to arabs)
must not be spoiled and live off his parents
aged 22 to 25 ( we can make exceptions for men who meet all requirements except for age, but not above 32. i had to put an age limit cuz i know old men find me attarctive :P)
must not wear bling bling : l
must have good sense of humor. we must amuse eachother
must have eye brows, not 0, not 1, and not more than 2
must not pluck any part of eyebrows
must like baked goods (liking the stuff i bake is enuf)
must not be a nerd
must not be in the cool group (cuz im not used to cool ppl, hehe)
must not wear pink or yellow
must wear socks with shoes (i dont know how ppl can wear shoes with no sox, dont their feet and shoes stink :l anyways i dont like the way it looks)
must not like choosing stupid chat names which show his sensitivity (eg:
al3ashig alwalhan, al7assas)
must not be overly poetic (im poetic enough eg: "asabi3ahoo kal bala7, wa ibtisamatahoo mithil al hilal fee nusf ilshahr.....)
must not be overly jealous.... i shall keep my guy friends :l..... and also must not have any urge to control me
must let me cry at wutever movie i want, even if its fantastic four
must understand my independence and my amusement by stupid simple things
must accept it when i just break down laughing and it continues for over 10 mins just from my mere ability to amuse myself
must not expect me to giggle and go all shy in his presence, or to molest him in public (eg: like the gross starbux couple :l)

if interested please contact me for an application form. once the application form is received we will review it and if we approve of your credentials we will invite u for a preliminary interview. we will contact u within a period of 3 to 4 weeks to inform u about the status of ur application. if ur last name happens to be Berbic and ur interested in applying (which im sure u are :$) u will be exempted from filling an application form and the preliminary interview and u will automatically move to the final stages of the interviewing process.
costs/payment for catching fishy is negotiable.
have a nice day

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goodbye blog ppl