The Cynical Fishy

Someone I know told me I should make a blog. So here I am, I made one! My blog has no specific purpose or anything. I guess I'll just have fun with it.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

running away to a cave with some forbidden gummy bears to make barbaric love

sorry, i was gonna start this post by singing wuts on the radio, but i dont know the song thats playing now, so sorry, ull just have to wait :D
well, my weekend was fine, not exciting, but good enough i guess. went to the mall last night, ate and went shopping for shoes, couldnt find :l akh, if anyone knows of any cute off-white/cream formalish shoes or sandals, please tell me, i need a pair.
spent all of today in the dorms, worked on my research papers, that was boring.
anyways now to the more exciting stuff. first off, gummy bears should be made 7araam. everytime i buy a bag of gummy bears i just keep eating them. even when im shab3ana i just keep eating, i start feeling sick and wanting to vommit but i just keep eating and eating, usually finishing the bag in a day or most of the bag. so theyre addictive and harmful, therefore make them 7araam.
second thing, this is a secret, so dont go telling anyone, ok? thank u...
im running off with juju to a cave. we re sick of our work, so we re dropping by the supermarket to get a supply of toilet paper and pads (im assuming always ultra night time, or atleast thats wut im getting, juju can get wut suits her). then we re picking up some more supplies like keymer and amir . amir is mine. keymer is for juju. for those of u not in my jam3a, which is most ppl who read my blog, those r two cute profs. haaaa, amir is perfect *please wait im on the phone with mama* ok back to amir, oh hes just cute mashallah. now dont think hes drop dead gorgeous, no hes just cute, but everything about his looks etc is the stuff i like, so im making him sound perfect.
oh god, im hungry... i want to eat, i just had strawberry yoghurt and 2 tangerines. want to eat more. mmm, amir the cake :D yummy. hehe. ignore me....
woo wooo, theres a song for me to sing, i like this song :D
i know ive been mistaken, but just give me a break and see the changes that ive made. ive got some imperfections but how can u collect them all and throw them in my face. but u always find a way to keep me right here waiting. u always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting......
great song.
oh lord, i should leave before i start complaining about how annoyed i am with life etc etc. im trying not to post anything full of complaints and depression.

24 Comments:

  • At 28/4/06 00:01, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I have nothing to say.. I'm just making sure i'm the first person to comment lol

    I'm actually laughing while i'm writing this. It's because if i had my own blog and i wrote a post today, it would be almost EXACTLY like maha's. I'd actually copy/paste maha's post to save myself the effort of typing and make some minor changes all of you can predict.

    Yeah i'd buy the same pads maha. Now must go pay attention to friendah complaining about ppl who blow themselves up in Iraq.

     
  • At 28/4/06 03:21, Blogger Taqo said…

    "running away to a cave with some forbidden gummy bears to make barbaric love" <<< LOL.

    In that case, warag 3nab should be made 7araam too! ;p

     
  • At 28/4/06 12:53, Blogger bored said…

    you ladies really need hobbies.......and counseling ,esspecially you maha .......

    taqo, yes i agree warag 3nab should made haram as those little suckers taste really good and never seem to finish ..( hey im palestinain so sue me )

     
  • At 28/4/06 12:53, Blogger lil fishy said…

    juju,
    yaaay we use the same pads :D..... u didnt go listen to ur friend complain about suicide bombers, u went to make sandwiches :|

    taqwa,
    no no warag 3nab is 7alal, i havent had any problems with it :P
    but i guess if u want u can make it 7araam

     
  • At 28/4/06 13:33, Blogger lil fishy said…

    bored,
    thanx for the suggestion. but im happy with my life and my current hobbies, and i dont need councelling :D

     
  • At 28/4/06 15:13, Blogger ren_crow said…

    *snore*

    .....huh what? somebody say somethng abt two girls running away to live together in a cave or something? hehehehe the kinda thoughts that conjures up.

    oh shit u said something abt pads. Nooooooooo!!! UUGHHGRRERT bleeeexxcchch!!
    Say no more for the sake of me keeping my lunch down *shivers*
    Have mercy on the male population.

    gummy bears? i heard that they used that to nickname goat droppings. hmm interesting no?

     
  • At 28/4/06 22:45, Blogger lil fishy said…

    ren,
    dont get weird ideas about the cave and all :P
    what? who named goat droppings gummy bears or vice versa :|

    ames,
    loool, the image i get is of a lil kid smushing 2 gummy worms together and making kissy noises.
    thanx and come again :D

     
  • At 28/4/06 23:26, Blogger lil fishy said…

    ames,
    yeah, thats sex :D
    just dont tell anyone, cuz its a secret, only a few smart ppl in the world know thats how u really have sex :P

     
  • At 29/4/06 04:16, Blogger ren_crow said…

    u ppl are forgetting the all essential sound effects, heat gain, and pyrotechnic displays of pleasure.

    And u wonder what makes "pushing up against each other" so worthwhile;)

     
  • At 29/4/06 13:21, Blogger lil fishy said…

    ren,
    what sound effects?:| there are no sound effects other than the innocent kissy noises. its nothing more than 2 gummy worms hugging eachother, hehe
    please note: my blog is rated 'G'
    hehe :P

     
  • At 29/4/06 13:49, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm disappointed maha. Your blog is turning into a porn site :|

    your punishment is to be tied down in your room on thursday from 8 to 11 with the radio on for six months :| (even though ur not going to have the radio channel anymore in less than six weeks =D )

     
  • At 29/4/06 14:56, Blogger ren_crow said…

    yea true, yor blog is is starting to exhibit some disturbing sexual overtones for some strange reason:p

    From now on ull have to change the theme of your blog to something thats less suggestive.
    Like Teletubbies!

     
  • At 29/4/06 16:18, Blogger lil fishy said…

    jaja,
    im trying my best to keep it innocent and rated G.....

    ren,
    im not making any sexual overtones :| its u whos making it bad, keep ur comments innocent :P

     
  • At 29/4/06 16:28, Blogger bored said…

    to all those who dont know maha before she went to college ,maha is a known child molester ,her victims have been traumatized for life bcz of her sexual escapades ,they now live in a secret village south of the equator

     
  • At 29/4/06 16:43, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    not true.. I've known maha (supposedly) since we were in diapers..even before when we each were two seperate entities residing in two different bodies :|

    Maha is simply perfect mashallah.. *5atof* >= (

     
  • At 29/4/06 17:03, Blogger lil fishy said…

    bored,
    who the hell have i molested. gimme names :| 3333
    ur an old woman molestor

    jajati,
    true true. we ve known eachother for over 24 yrs, mashallah
    oh dont tell ppl im perfect, ill get shy:$ hehehe

     
  • At 29/4/06 22:48, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Amir's name is 3amr =D

    looooool

     
  • At 29/4/06 23:31, Blogger ren_crow said…

    Bored sounds like he's been very traumatized by u:p

     
  • At 30/4/06 21:16, Blogger lil fishy said…

    first off, no one listen to bebes, its amir, not 3amr :|

    ren,
    i had nothing to do with his trauma, i met him this way :D

    Andi,
    listen to ur mom, shes right :P
    and get a new doctor, pointless keeping one thats not doing u any good

    diabz
    alhamdulilah they havent managed to make me hate gummy bears yet :D i still love my forbidden gummy bears
    and its all men in general, not just the ones on my blog, its a disease that inflicts itself on young men :P

     
  • At 1/5/06 01:36, Blogger khaled said…

    It looks like you go shopping pretty often

     
  • At 1/5/06 11:56, Blogger lil fishy said…

    kmb,
    dont say that :O
    ull ruin my reputation :|
    hehe, i go to the mall everyweekend but thats cuz we eat there and see a movie, but im not a shopping kinda girl, i finish my stuff quickly. u can even ask my dad :D
    in other words im not slow at shopping neither am i a shopping addict. hehe just had to clear that up :P

     
  • At 2/5/06 11:04, Blogger bored said…

    you really want me to give you names ....u sure .......positive

     
  • At 5/5/06 01:58, Blogger Leilouta said…

    lil fishy, you go to the mall every weekend? OMG!!! I can't stand malls on weekends.They are so crowded...it makes me dizzy :)

     
  • At 5/5/06 15:37, Blogger lil fishy said…

    bored,
    yes gimme names. yallah :|

    leilouta,
    theres no time to go to the mall during the week, so thats why we go on the weekends :S
    akh the weekends at night, the malls r horribly crowded :|

     

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