tandasing all over dubai and malaysia

Hello blog world :D
With a lil help from zeez the muffin, ive started writing this post.
Well im back. From where u say? :o
Well I went to dubai to attend my cousins wedding. Wedding was good alhamdulilah. Some parts annoying but some parts cute and fun (eg: river dancing with the family :D) im considering becoming a professional river dancer, hehe.
Anyways, while in in dubai I met up with cookie for dinner and shooting :D yes yes, I know, as if I wasn’t violent enuf already, now I know how to use a shot gun :D
After dubai, I went to Malaysia with the one and only jaja. It was fun alhamdulilah. First thing I must say about Malaysia is: NEVER EVER GO TO KOTA BHARU AND SOUG SITI KHADIJA. U see, if u read the Malaysia tourism website it makes kota bharu (aka kofta imbahara) sound very interesting. But its not :l so don’t go there. Soug siti khadija just makes u want to vomit and and wash urself from top to bottom with Clorox. Theyres raw chicken sitting around everywhere and its dripping :l smells nasty :l anyways, as we were wondering thru the streets of kota bharu, we stopped for a moment to look at our map. Next thing we know, some coolish looking guy (probably the coolest guy in the whole city) walks up to us, stops and starts staring at the map with us, I look up at him, he looks up at me, he smiles, then I smile, then he walks away. Loooooool. Don’t ask.
During our trip, we held/fed all kinds of animals. Monkeys, snakes, lizards, elephants, quails, deer, bears, and ostriches. It was pretty interesting. Especially the monkeys, theyre adorable mashallah. There was a mama monkey holding her baby, eating some bread I gave her and holding on to my pants for a few mins (making sure I don’t escape) loool.
We were also attacked by animals :l butterflies :l they attacked us :( one tried flying into my eye and some others kept trying to attack juju 8<
Hmm wut else…..
Well, I guess ill mention one last thing. When me and juju were staring at our reservation paper, we noticed it said something about “birthday cake”on it. And we were like huh :l anyways, a lil b4 our plane landed in Malaysia, a flight attendant handed us a box with a lil birthday cake in it :D why? Well we don’t know why :D but it was amusing.